I’m a socially maladept comic geek who lives in my parents’ basement. Can I come to Dr. Sketchy’s and pick up girls?
No. No you can’t.

I have entitlement issues and want to take them out on the Dr. Sketchy’s staff. Can I yell, be rude or cause a scene?
No. Rudeness to any member of the Dr. Sketchy’s crew will lead to immediate expulsion, without refund. We suggest you adopt a nicer attitude towards service people.

FAQs, Dr Sketchy - B Confidential

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